I AM A BANANA!!!!

Pissing on your own head??

Fact: Apples are part of the rose family.
Fact: Ted turner owns 2% of mexico.
Fact: During your lifetime you will grow approximately 590 miles of hair...... ( donno if i buy this one, cause my hair grows superrrr slow)
Fact: The human brain is insensitive to pain.
Fact: Cleopatra married two of her brothers.
Fact: Barbies full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts................( WOW )
Fact: One quarter of the human brain is used to control just your eyes.
Fact: The state sport of Maryland is jousting............ ( haha I wonder if i'll be doing any jousting while im over there ;) teehehehe)
Fact: James bond is also known as Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Fact: Goats Urinate on their own heads to make themselves smell more attractive to females. ( This is my fave for sure! If a dude pissed on his head to try to impress me I would most likely barf)


Damn...... Just doing ya dooty on the sidewalk. Elephants have no manners.










I just love these! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jokes!

Haha so turns out I don't have the day off today haha. ooops. I guess my boss and I had a miscommunication earlier, you see I thought that I had asked for monday to monday off for my trip to baltimore, well it turns out I guess I only asked for tuesday to monday off. NO biggy though. More monay for me!!! Muahahaa! And I got to see mista cole today too cause he stopped by my work! SCORE> I lurve him. Today is still going to be a good day!

Good morning world!

Good morning! So I didn't sleep hardly at all last night. But luckily I have the day off today because tomorrow I am leaving for Baltimore baby! I'm so excited! I have  never been to the east coast so this is going to be an adventure. Not to mention that my friend over there is by far one of theeeee coolest people ever! When we get together its always a good time. We go ape shit crazy. I can not waiiiiit!!! Just one more day, just ONE MORE! This is the worst part about going on a trip, the anticipation. But it's worth it. Totally random but I have to share this, I have the most comfortable bed in the world. And everyone tries to argue that Fact with me until I make them sit or lay on my bed. I feel blessed. My memory foam mattress has made me in to a non-morning person. I literally hate getting up in the morning. Why does anyone like getting up in the morning? I would much rather lay in bed and relax. But thats just me I guess! I hope everyone has a good day!

It's Picha Time!

So I wanted to share some pictures so you can kinda see what I'm like!

This is Gun Gun one of my fave underclassmen from High School

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This Is one of my best friends in the whole world, Mista Cole. I adore him.

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This is Alex the Dragon and I at Rumble On the Ridge. I used to be a Ring Girl.

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This girl is another one of my best friends in the world, The beautiful Jamie. I used to Ring Girl with her and we also went to school with each other. Love her!

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Heather =] We have been best friends for so long now that we don't even  blink when one of us strips down or farts. Oh yeahhh we are that close.

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Oh I just love this picture, this was in High School for our dogeball tournament, I wanted everyone to know that I had school spirit (explains the outfit)! And  samantha was always a good sport as your can see she didnt mind my pervish ways as I thrust right in front of her. And don't ask because I don't know why I decided that doing that would make a good picture.

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Heather and I at the Demolition Derby

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Cole and I again.....

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I just love this picture for some reason

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Cody And I! One of the best snowboarding trips ever!

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Hahah! Why is all the Rum gone!?

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I did this just to see if I could.... and I really like the way it turned out =p

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This is my fave picture of cole and I, this was my senior prom =]

Ahhh, Love it.

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First posting! Here we go!

Well this is my first blog so hopefully I do this right ( is there a wrong way to blog??) Well to fill you in on what im doing right at this very moment.......  pause for effect..... ready for it? I'm doing nothing, absolutely nothing. Bored stiff! Thats why I decided to start a blog. Neato huh? I thought so. So now after a long day of accomplishing nothing besides one load of laundry and watching at least one and a half seasons of south park on netflix, I'm relaxing in bed with my kitty Alfred and starting a blog. So far I'm enjoying this, you see I just recently deleted my Facebook account due to unwanted/ unneeded drama. I hate facebook, I never realized how addicted I was to it until I got rid of it. How sad is that? I was addicted to updating my status and stalking all my friends. But I still think thats waaaaaay better than being addicted to twitter. How does anyone enjoy twitter? i mean really? Why would I want to follow you on twitter? But then again who is going to want to follow my blog? We shall see now wont we?! Muwahahhahahahaha! Muwahahahahaha!  I'm sorry Im a creep. Well I guess this all for now until the next time I am bored stiff. Which could be in the next two minutes! Who knows! The world is full of possibilities.
Signing out, the Chyster.

P.S. This is My kitty Alfred and I <3